She watches everyone panic as the yellow smoke fills the room. She smiles gleefully at the pandemonium she has created.
It doesn't get much better than this.
The smoke is harmless . . . Well, mostly harmless, but what's some minor lung deterioration between people that genuinely despise each other? After multiple people fall to the floor coughing, the instructor creates a gust of wind that forces the smoke out of the area. Kii pouts and shoves out her lower lip. No one gets my jokes.
It doesn't get much better than this.
The smoke is harmless . . . Well, mostly harmless, but what's some minor lung deterioration between people that genuinely despise each other? After multiple people fall to the floor coughing, the instructor creates a gust of wind that forces the smoke out of the area. Kii pouts and shoves out her lower lip. No one gets my jokes.
"C'mon Kenny! No one will get the joke if you interfere!" He glares at her while kneeling to help someone up.
"Kii, I should have known. And how many times have I told you to call me Instructor Kendrikson?" He continues to help the other students up and checks to make sure they're breathing properly. He glares at her again and points his finger to the doorway. She sighs and walks out of the room and into the hallway. She stomps and kicks at a crumpled piece of parchment on the floor, trying to make as much noise as she can with her tiny legs. She can't help it that no one is as funny as she is, it's in her blood. Being a gnome makes her want to pull pranks and tinker. Being a Cleric with the trickster domain . . . Well, that's just self explanatory. She walks into the headmaster's office and sits in a chair. The attendant nods, walks over to his door and knocks. Opening it slightly she says, "Sir, it's Kii here to see you . . . again."
"Again?! What in the Gods names did she do this time?" The attendant looks over at her, then back inside the door, lowering her voice to a whisper.
"I didn't ask. I can't say some of the things she has done. It makes me uncomfortable."
There is a long silence, then a loud sigh from within the office, "Send her in."
She ushers Kii into the interior office and directs her to a seat her size then leaves the room closing the door.
"Kii," the headmaster says rubbing his eyes. He grabs some spectacles out of his breast pocket and lays them lightly on the bridge of his nose. "What happened this time, hm?"
"I didn't do anything wrong. There was a small leak of poison gas from something that I may or may not have planted in Kenny's class. He's totally singling me out. Probably a sizist!"
"Kenny?"
"Instructor Kendrikson or whatever." He shakes his head and sighs.
"I don't have time for this. You are not to leave your room until I send for you. Your meals will be brought to you and we will bring you a chamber pot. Now get out of my sight." He takes the glasses off and puts them back into his pocket. She slides off the chair and exits heading to her room. Man, I feel sorry for the chump that delivers my food!